Funny Thoughts

David Beckham V Model Airplane

Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

Anonymous

Five Hearts

Q: Why are worms great at poker?
A: They have five hearts.

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Hotel Jesus

Jesus walks into an inn, hands the innkeeper three nails, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

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