Funny Thoughts

Perfumed Blonde

Q: Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles?
A: Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!

Anonymous

Rooster Pickup Lines

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: You're one hot chick!

Anonymous

Ninja Norris

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Anonymous
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