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Jumping the Gun
I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
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Perfect Valentine Gift
Q: What is a perfect Valentine's Day gift for a woman?
A: A chocolate covered credit card.
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Copyright © 2015 - Kim Solem - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
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Healthy Bunny
Q: How do Easter bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
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