Funny Thoughts

Talking Blondes

Q: Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?
A: Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Lemon Pennance

A guy goes into the church confessional and says, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I slept with five different women last night.” The priest says, “Go home, squeeze five lemons into a glass, and drink it all as fast as you can.” “And I will be forgiven?” asks the man. “No,” the priest says, “but it will wipe that smirk off your face.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
Anonymous

Camping Blonde

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Blonde Jokes , Gross Jokes
Anonymous
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