Noisy

Q: What is the height of noise?
A: Two skeletons f**king on a tin roof.

The Stanford Study

A Stanford Medical research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 300 responses the day after the ad came out. All from the same person.

Children's Books That Didn't Make It

• Accidents Happen: The Story of YOU
• The Little Sissy Wimp Who Snitched
• Some Kittens Can Fly
• You Can Paint Anywhere!
• Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
• Bad Katy and the Mom Who Stopped Loving Her
• The Attention Deficit