Glucose Lesson

A professor is lecturing a class and says, "Today's lecture will be about glucose. Glucose is sugar and can be found in lots of stuff. For example, semen, candy, etc." A blonde girl responds with, "How come you can't taste sugar in semen?" The professor says, "Well, sweetie, that's because you don't have taste buds in the back of your throat."

Snowplow Guy

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Changing Places

Q: What do older women have between their breasts that younger women don't?
A: A bellybutton.