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How To Get Out of Prison.
Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
Doctor: I am, bit by bit.
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Gay Politics
Q: Why do homosexuals like Cheney And George W.?
A: Because gay men like Dick and lesbians love Bush.
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AM Winner
My girlfriend and I have a competition every morning to see who gets out of bed first when our alarms go off.
You snooze, you lose.
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