Ponderings Collection 39

• It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
• This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
• How come wrong numbers are never busy?
• Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
• Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
• Does killing time damage eternity?
• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
• Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
• Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
• Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Firefly Race

Q: How do fireflies start a race?
A: Ready set glow!

Dad's On Fire

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!