Funny Thoughts

Midgets And Tampons

Q: Why don't midgets wear tampons?
A: They trip over the strings.

Anonymous

West Virginia Romance

The West Virginian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked. "No," he replied. A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?" "No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

Anonymous

Wookie Down

The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak, but it was a little Chewie.

Anonymous
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