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Walks Into A Bar
A guy walks into a bar, and breaks his nose!
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Rectum
Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends were. "Horrible," said Johnny. "A car hit my cat in the ass!" "Rectum," said the teacher. "Say rectum." "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
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The 'In a Van' Stigma
They had video games in a van at my school the other day. It made me realize, you can ruin anything cool by adding the words 'in a van' after it. It could be anything nice, like, "Let's get married," ruined.
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Submitted BY: Brianbham
