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Sign on the door of the maternity ward at the hospital: "Push ... Push ...Push!"
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Cooking With The Bible
Newlyweds Kaitlyn and Brandon were having an argument about who should brew the coffee. Brandon said, "You're in charge of cooking, so you should do it." Kaitlyn replied, "No, you should do it because it says in the Bible that the man makes the coffee." Brandon was shocked to hear this and asked his beautiful new blonde wife to show him the passage. Full of excitement, Kaitlyn ran to the Good Book to prove for the first time how wrong her new husband was. She opened the Bible and pointed to where it said: "HEBREWS"
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Submitted BY: Crosley Fields
Ball Talk
Q: What did the right ball say to the left ball?
A: The guy in the middle is a dick.
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