Funny Thoughts

Thesaurus

The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank… I can't find the words to describe how angry I am.

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Anonymous

Many Moons

A long time ago, an Indian chief fell into an outhouse. 50 years later a man went into the outhouse and saw the chief. "How long have you been in there?" the man asked. "Many moons my son, many moons!"

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Sales Director

Q: How many sales directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: (pause) I get it! This is one of those light bulb jokes, right?

Anonymous
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