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Helium Factory
Just quit my job at the helium factory. I won't be spoken to in that tone!
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A Precise Location
Attorney: "And where was the location of the accident?"
Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."
Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"
Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
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Screw The World
Q: What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton?
A: One wants to screw the world and one already has!
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