Yogi Berra Quotes

 

• "Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
• "Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."
• "If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them."
• "No wonder nobody comes here; it's too crowded."
• "We made too many wrong mistakes."
• "You can observe a lot by just watching."
• "I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4."

Time Travel

Q: What did the hungry clock do?
A: It went back 'four' seconds

Repetition

Q: Why is it fun to date teachers?
A: Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again.