Monkey Love

A very horny guy is stranded on an island with a monkey. After a while, he decides to have sex with the monkey, but the monkey continually slips out of his grip and runs away. One day, a very attractive girl is drowning in the ocean and the guy saves her. She says, "I'll do anything to repay you." The man says, "Can you help me catch that damn monkey?"

Arresting a Mute

If the police arrest a mute, do they still tell him "he has the right to remain silent"?

Sliced Bread Precursor

What was the best thing before sliced bread?