Funny Thoughts

Dead Head

Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night.  They played for 18 hours straight. 
It was a good song.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Art & Music Jokes (Band Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous

All in the Family

A worried father telephones his doctor who is a close family friend and tells him that his teenage son has come down with a venereal disease. “He thinks he caught it from the maid,” says the father. “Don’t worry too much,” says the doctor. “These things happen.” “I know,” says the father. “But I’ve been sleeping with the maid too. And now I seem to have the same symptoms.” “That’s unfortunate,” says the doctor. “But try not to get distressed.” “That’s not all,” says the man. “I think I’ve passed it to my wife.” “Christ Almighty!” shouts the doctor. “That means we all have it!”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Baby Chick Vocabulary

Q: Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"
A: Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous
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