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I used to write horoscopes for a living, but I got fired because every day for Cancer I'd just write, "Keep fighting!"
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Mary Had
Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep, she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.
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Anonymous
NSA Present
Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other…
…the NSA would finally read it.
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