Funny Thoughts

Patriots Guilty

Q: Why did the NFL rule that the entire Patriots team was guilty in the #deflategate scandal?
A: Because all men would know if their balls were smaller than usual when they started playing with them.

Anonymous

Smith Brothers

The last heir of the Smith Brothers cough drop empire recently died.
There'll be no coffin at his funeral.

Anonymous

Police Stop

A cop stops a miner for speeding on the highway.
COP: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: mine

Anonymous
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