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I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
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Mickey Mouse to Space
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
A: To visit Pluto.
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Angry Photographer
Q: Why are Photographers so violent?
A: They'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you.
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