Funny Thoughts

Who's Watching

There was a murder at the play area beside the beach. The killer thinks there are no witnesses.
But the see-saw.

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Cramming

"Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather. "Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Grandpa.

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Thermometers

Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
A: The taste!

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