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Fortune Teller
All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enthusiastic.
Why can't I find a happy medium?
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Shave
My wife asked when we were going out. "After a shave," I told her. "You shaved this morning" she said. "Yeah," I replied "I wasn't talking about me"
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New Psychiatric Sign
Q: What sign do you find on the door to the psychiatric ward?
A: "Please do not disturb further."
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