Funny Thoughts

Dressing

Q: Why did mustard close it's eyes?
A: Because it didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Semester Credit Lightbulb

Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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World Traveler

Q: What travels all around the world while staying in one place?
A: A postage stamp.

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