Funny Thoughts

Gag Reflex

My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. 
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

Submitted BY: ulaalaa

Bad Dreams

Last night I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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Exactly My Point

Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

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