Funny Thoughts

Cross The Road For Toilet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did she go to the other side?
A: To go to the bar.

Q: Why did she go to the bar?
A To go to the toilet.
Q: Why did she go to the toilet?
A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

Anonymous

Parable Revisited

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

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Meeting Place

If you have an argument with your partner in a department store, head straight for the makeup counter.

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