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Yo Mama - Slingshot

Yo mama so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

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Female Midget

Q: What do you call a nice female midget who gives head
A: Short, sweet and to the point.

Anonymous

Large Vision

My girlfriend told me my penis was huge. I'd have appreciated the compliment if she hadn't been looking through a magnifying glass at the time.

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