Funny Thoughts

Titanic Story

Q: Why isn't the Titanic story a good conversation topic?
A: Because it can't break the ice.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Submitted BY: logicsaysthat

Cigarette Boat

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Submitted BY: PromiscuousCucumber

Trick Or Treat

Q: Why can't Indian kids trick or treat?
A: Because they don't have anyone to curry their candy bags.

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