Funny Thoughts

Pickled Deer

Q: What do you get when you cross a pickle and a female deer?
A: A dildo

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Lemon

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon!
Lemon who?
Lemon me give you a kiss!

Anonymous

John's Answering Machine

Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Anonymous
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