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Q: My son asked me what it was like to be married.
A: I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song.
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Classic Booty Call
I didn't know angels could fly so low.
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Bellybutton Blunder
Gumor said to Selma. "Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton?" Selma said "No." Gumor asked her again "Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton?" Selma said "No." Gumor asks her again "Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton?" Selma says "OK." A minute later Selma says "Gumor that's not my bellybutton." Gumor says, ''Suprise, Suprise! That's not my finger either.''
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