Funny Thoughts

Pirate Booty Call - Timber

Come home with me and let's shiver me timber. Yar!

Anonymous

Know For Sure

There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."

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Anonymous

Elvis in the Field

My sheep likes to walk aimlessly round a field listening to Elvis
Wander of ewe.

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