Funny Thoughts

Fat Bathtub

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving you'll fill the bathtub before you even turn on the water.

Anonymous

Exit Strategy

Whenever I leave my house I have to have a firework display.
I like to go out with a bang.

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Skeleton Soup

Q: What sort of soup do skeletons like?
A: One with plenty of body in it!

Anonymous
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