A Thousand Words

If a picture speaks a thousand words, how loud is a thousand words?

Lawyers Love Sushi

Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

A: It's called Sosumi.

New Scientific Theories VI

New scientific theories GRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the butteredside facing down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to theback of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above theground, probably into eternity. A "buttered-cat array" could replace pneumatic tires on cars and trucks, and "giant buttered-cat arrays" could easily allow a high-speed monorail linking New York with Chicago.