Funny Thoughts

World Traveler

Q: What travels all around the world while staying in one place?
A: A postage stamp.

Anonymous

Men Are Like Plungers

Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

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You're Next

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

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