Funny Thoughts

Dressing

Q: Why did mustard close it's eyes?
A: Because it didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Semester Credit Lightbulb

Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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Turkey Turn Over

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

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