Food Jokes

Eat Properly

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

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Yo Mama - Chilly

Yo mama so fat, when she heard it was chilly out, she ran outside with a spoon.

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Tea Through a Straw

Ram: Why are you drinking tea with the help of the straw?
Raju: Because doctor asked me to stay away from the tea.

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