Food Jokes

Big Girl's Yeast Infection

Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?
A: A whopper with cheese.

Anonymous

Names For Nuts

Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?
A: Walnuts.
Q: What do you call nuts on a chest?
A: Chestnuts. 
Q: What do you call nuts on a chin?
A: A Blow Job.

Anonymous

Santa In Ethiopia

Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of comfort. He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS!! WE WANT TOYS!!!" Then, Santa, remembering his important job of orientating children to behave well, said: "A child who doesn't eat right doesn't get toys!!!"

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