Food Jokes

Yogurt Visits a Local Bar

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

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Spider Diet

Q: What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
A: Burgers and flies.

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A Vegetarian With Diahrrea

Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
A: A salad shooter.

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