Snowmen Treats

Q: What do snowmen love to eat?
A: Icebergs with chilly sauce.

Vegan

Q: How do you identify a vegan at a party?
A: You don't, they come and tell you.

Two Sausages in a Pan

Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says, "Gosh it's hot in here."
The other sausage says, "OH MY GOSH,  IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"