Circus Lions

Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."

Two Sausages in a Pan

Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says, "Gosh it's hot in here."
The other sausage says, "OH MY GOSH,  IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

Date Night

I had a date tonight. It was pretty sweet.
Next, I’m going to try a fig.