Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Delivery Drama

Q: What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?
A: A midwife crisis.

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Nymphomaniac?

"Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?"
"Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!"

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Disposition To Have Children

A wise man once said that having children is hereditary. Which is tantamount to saying: If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.

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