Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Eat Your Corn Flakes

Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?
Shut up and eat your corn flakes.

Categories: Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Food Jokes
Anonymous

Making Cupcakes

One day a boy and his mother were watching Cinemax Late Nite, when they saw some people having sex. "What are they doing, Mommy?" "They're making cupcakes." "Were you and Daddy making cupcakes on this couch last night?" "Yes. How did you know?" "Cuz I licked the frosting off this morning."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Preschool Lesson

A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats. One day, she cooked up several different meats and labeled them. As each student took a bite they were asked to identify the animal. Little Sherry took a bite of the meat labeled beef and correctly said that it came from a cow. Tommy took a bite of pork and also correctly identified the meat as coming from a pig. The last meat was labeled venison. The children chewed and chewed and after numerous incorrect guesses the teacher attempted to give them a hint "what does your mommy call your daddy when he comes home from work at night" she asked? All of a sudden little Joey jumped up from the back of the classroom and yelled "Jesus Christ! Spit it out, it's Asshole"!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , School Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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