Jokes about Families - Grandmother Jokes

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My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Lost and Found

Buried my grandmother in the wrong plot.
That was a grave mistake.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Beaver's Tongue

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says, "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny."
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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