Jokes about Families - Grandmother Jokes

Bedtime Prayers

A little boy was kneeling beside his bed with his mother and grandmother and softly saying his prayers, "Dear God, please bless Mummy and Daddy and all the family and please give me a good night's sleep." Suddenly he looked up and shouted, "And don't forget to give me a bicycle for my birthday!!" "There is no need to shout like that," said his mother. "God isn't deaf." "No," said the little boy, "but Grandma is."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Religion Jokes (God Jokes)
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Relative Sex

"Dad," asked son, "What's that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?" Dad replied ''That's Grandpa!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Little Johnny to Tinkle

Little Johnny says to his mother, "Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back, "Would you like Mommy to take you?" Little Johnny says, "No let grandma... her hand shakes!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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