Travel On The Plane

For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. "Oh, I've done all the talking, and I'm so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me... what do you think of my grandchildren?"

Visiting Grandma

Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today! "Shut up and keep digging, boy."

Grandma is a Prostitute

I was disappointed when I found out my gran was a prostitute. Not as disappointed as when I found out she doesn't do family discount though.