Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Dad's On Fire

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!

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Camera Kid

Q: Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
A: Because they were always snapping!

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Don't Worry

Child: "Dad, Mom is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden!"
Dad: "Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself!"

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