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Jokes about Families - Father Jokes
Vasectomy Solutions
I got a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.
When I got home, they were still there.
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Burying Daddy
Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?
Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.
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Dad's On Fire
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!
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