Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Burying Daddy

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?
Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.

Anonymous

Dad's On Fire

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!

Anonymous

Camera Kid

Q: Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
A: Because they were always snapping!

Anonymous
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