Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Sheep Oh My

A farmer finds a man 'doing it' with one of his sheep and a little boy watching. He walks up to the boy and asks, "Who's that screwing my sheep?" The boy replies, "That's my Daa-aa-aad."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
Anonymous

Say Anything

Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house and of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

Genius Boyfriend

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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