Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Shared Decision Making

My wife and I have an agreement that works... She is responsible for the small decisions, and I am responsible for the big ones. This means that she decides things like where to take our next vacation, the color of our next car, and the construction budget for adding on the new family room. I decide whether or not the President should extend most favored nation trading status to China, how high the Federal Reserve should go with short term interest rates, and the timetable for the elimination of CFC's from automobile air conditioners.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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Hollywood Answers

My son, while gazing up at the sky, asked me how stars die
"Usually an overdose", I said 

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Tree of Life

A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way of poetic concealment. She tells this to her mother, who replies, "Did he say anything about that dead branch they're hanging on?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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