Ethnic / Country Jokes - Mexico Jokes

Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes)
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Taco Bell Dogs

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me!"  So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes)
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Submitted BY: jamiedawg17

Elevator V Mexican

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes)
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