Taco Bell Dogs

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me!"  So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

Elevator V Mexican

Q: What is the difference between a Mexican and an Elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.

Mexican Mosh Pit

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?
A: A bean dip.