Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Girlfriend Meets Irish Mom

A young Irish lad takes the girl he loves to meet his family. The matriarch of the family asks the girlfriend, "So, tell me, lass, what is your occupation?" The girl hesitantly says, "Well, Mrs. O'Malley, I'm a prostitute." Immediately, the lad's mother faints. After regaining consciousness, she asks again, "Forgive me, dearie. I don't think I heard you correctly. What is your occupation?" Again the girl says, "Mrs. O'Malley, I'm a prostitute." The mother laughs, "Oh my, dearie, for a moment there I thought you said you were a Protestant!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes)
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Irish Lamppost

Q: Did you hear about the Irish lamppost?
A: It peed on the dog.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
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Genie's Slide

There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman. One day they came across a ladder and climbed up it, as one does. At the top of the ladder there was a genie and she said: "As you go down this slide, shout out whatever you want to land in..." So the Englishman shouted "Beeeeeeer." The Scotsman shouts "Whisssskey." And the poor old Irishman shouted, "Weeeeeeeee!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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