Ethnic / Country Jokes - French Jokes

Fishing For Frenchies

Q: What do you call 20 French politicians face down in the Channel?
A: A start.

Categories: Political Jokes , Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

War is War

During World War II a group of German soldiers capture a French village. “Hand over all your food,” says the German officer to the Mayor . “But all we have left is a few scraps of bread,” protests the Mayor. “War is war,” replies the officer. “Hand it over.” After the Germans have eaten, the officer says, “Now give us your wine.” “We have nothing but a single bottle,” says the Mayor. “Tough,” says the officer. “Hand it over. War is war.” Once the Germans have drunk the wine, their officer says, “Now we want women. Hand over every girl in the village.” “But we have none,” replies the Mayor. “They have all fled. The only woman left is Madame Blanc, and she is over 90 years old.” “We don’t care,” says the officer. “War is war. Hand her over.” So the Mayor brings out Madame Blanc, who slowly starts taking off her clothes. The German officer gulps as he watches the old woman undress, “Uh, look, on second thought, we won’t bother…” he says. “Not so fast, Fritz,” replies Madame Blanc, dropping her underwear, “War is war.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Old Age Jokes
Anonymous

French Relative

Q: What do you call an angry French relative?
A: A croissant.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Aunt Jokes)
Anonymous
Trackuser=No (Robot detected) |IsRobot=Yes |

Page rendered in 0.2089 seconds