Ethnic / Country Jokes - French Jokes

I Need Some Wine

Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his mistress naked in bed. As he was kissing her red, red lips, he stopped. "To kiss your red lips, I need red wine." So he poured red wine over her lips and continued to kiss her. He moved on to her white, white breasts. "To kiss your white breasts, I need white wine." So he poured white wine over her breasts and continued to kiss them. He then moved on to her bush. He poured brandy all over it and set it alight. "Louis!" she screamed. "What are you doing?"
"Baby," he said, "when I go down, I GO DOWN IN FLAMES!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Why Only English

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English." He then asked, "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?" Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes)
Anonymous

Language Of Love

I sometimes wish I knew a few phrases in another language, just so I could impress girls.
Oh well, c'est la vie

Categories: Travel Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes)
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