Laughter is the Best Medicine

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Post Op

After her operation, the famous movie star was propped up in bed in her private room as the doctor did his rounds. "Tell me, how are you feeling now?" he asked." A lot better, thank you," purred the star in reply. "But one thing does bother me. When will I be able to resume a normal sex life?"  "Oh, that's rather hard to say," said the doctor. "I've never been asked that after a tonsillectomy before."

Bulimic Stag Party

Q. How can you tell if your at a bulimic stag party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.