Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Short legged girl

Q:  What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
A:  Eileen
Q:  What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?
A:  Irene

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Riddles
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Don't Do To Wife In Labor

Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room

  1. Clip your toenails.
  2. Read a Playboy magazine.
  3. Tell the doctor that you want the afterbirth to have it bronzed.
  4. Flirt with the nurse.
  5. Watch a football game on your portable television.
  6. Tell her how pretty and sexy she looks right now.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Green And Yellow

Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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