Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Rich Aroma

I've just read an article about a 91 year old woman who lives with 130 cats. The smell of piss and shit must be horrendous. I don't know how the cats put up with it.

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Insult Jokes (Cheap Insult Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
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Heart Transplant

A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies, "Not BAAAAD!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Heart Disease Jokes)
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Toilet Paper

Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Diarrhea Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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