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Don't Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room
- Clip your toenails.
- Read a Playboy magazine.
- Tell the doctor that you want the afterbirth to have it bronzed.
- Flirt with the nurse.
- Watch a football game on your portable television.
- Tell her how pretty and sexy she looks right now.
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Green And Yellow
Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea.
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Help Wanted
Were the first people to be diagnosed with AIDs called first aiders?
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